Alligator's Adventure

Ask The Alligator   I'm just an alligator in the pond I call the world

outreasoned:

do you ever wonder if animals get confused by humans wearing clothes like I just imagine my cat being like ‘wait she looks the same as yesterday but she’s changed her coat how did she do that is it the same person’

(via arcanja)

— 1 hour ago with 46 notes

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

(via julieidc)

— 15 hours ago with 51688 notes
silver-couture:

stewie-just-said-that:

ptilopsis:

kill-natalie:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

consulting-sonic:

iwasnotaslasher:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.


This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????

IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!

this is my favorite post ever all the other posts can leave.


this is so accurate

silver-couture:

stewie-just-said-that:

ptilopsis:

kill-natalie:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

consulting-sonic:

iwasnotaslasher:

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

it also has gay porn

I didn’t quite catch that what does it also have??????????????

IT ALSO HAS GAY PORN

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!

this is my favorite post ever all the other posts can leave.

this is so accurate

(Source: the--personal--quotes, via isabelsinspirations)

— 15 hours ago with 446354 notes
thatsgr8:

in love with my new phone case

thatsgr8:

in love with my new phone case

(via you-cant-leave-me)

— 15 hours ago with 26606 notes

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via 0riginal)

— 15 hours ago with 39625 notes

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

(via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 108947 notes